Metafurical | Built out of Warm Participatory Absurdism

"It's not like a physical fur, it's a Metafur."

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From It's Just a Phase Podcast, Episode 23, 6/3/2026

Some ideas come from a plan. This one came from recording a podcast in a hedge maze with my nephew. Early in his 10 year adventure to record a podcast every day for 10 years (3650 podcasts) and then self-destruct them, I joined him in Episode 23 of the It's Just a Phase Podcast. The brainstorm of creating It's Metafurical Tshirts was born and here we are. So I created some designs and am putting them here. It may be that only my nephew and I ever wear these, but they are here if anyone else wants to join us!

Enjoy and welcome!!!

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Navy unisex t-shirt with the It's Metafurical beaver design

Unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in navy. Sizes XS–2XL. $26.

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Meet the Metafurs... Creating Designs Now!

A Metaphor. Some Fur. It's Metafurical. 🙂

A huge orange woolly elephant crammed into a living room while a man reads in an armchair, ignoring it. Text: It's Metafurical. — The elephant in the room

A woolly pig in aviator goggles soaring on feathered wings through the clouds. Text: It's Metafurical. — When pigs fly

A startled red panda holding up paws dripping with red paint beside a tipped-over can. Text: It's Metafurical. — Caught red-handed

A small mole at the foot of an enormous mountain. Text: It's Metafurical. — Making a mountain out of a molehill

A glamorous leopard in sunglasses wrapped in a spotted fur coat. Text: It's Metafurical. — A leopard can't change its spots

Come be a part of the fun... Metafurically

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Paul — The Metafur